Seriously, guys? (and I mean literally the male population)
You think that just because we’re fucking...
Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s...
WANT/NEED.
Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
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I wish everyone could understand this. it seems like ALL my friends are exceptionally extroverted.
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can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
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“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that’s true.”
Big Fish, Tim Burton (2003)
so i was in like 3rd grade when this movie came out and it was my favorite movie for like 3 years. oddest movie choice for an 8 year old.
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I have my mother’s eyes and my father’s black market connections to sell them.
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Because he’s worth it.
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all my childhood lessons rolled into one post
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pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.
Awwwwwwe!! JCPenny’s doing it right, guys!!
EFF YEAHHHHHH!!! WAY TO BE JCP!
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