On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
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Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
stop! stop ruining m childhood!
(via saltysurprise)
saaataaan, saataan
“Oh bother,” said Pooh-bear. “I must pay obeisance to Baphomet if he will aid my evil plans.”
Lol